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Ted is a verified account on Instagram with 3.4M followers and 2,587 posts.

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Engagement rate: 1.33%
Avg. likes per post: 45.2K
Avg. comments per post: 342
Avg. engagement per post: 45.6K
Posts analyzed: 12

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Category: Comedian
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Likes: 31.2K
Comments: 215
Posted: Jun 6, 2026, 7:22 PM
Caption: The little giraffe was born on January 26 at the Hogle Zoo in Utah, in Salt Lake City, and quickly drew attention for the curious pattern of its spots, many of them with a shape very similar to hearts. At birth he weighed about 63 kilos and was approximately 1.75 meters tall. According to the zookeepers, during his first hours he had some difficulties standing up, although a few days later he was already walking normally and eating without problems. Although heart-shaped spots do not represent an official or rare characteristic recognized by specialists, the peculiar pigmentation pattern went viral on social networks and surprised thousands of people. Currently, the offspring is healthy and continues to grow under the care of the zoo. Credits: Utah’s Hogle Zoo / AZA / KUTV News

Likes: 5,086
Comments: 47
Posted: Jun 6, 2026, 2:49 PM
Caption: A UFO shaped chicken coop made from an old trampoline base and two old larger satellite TV dishes.

Likes: 9,631
Comments: 140
Posted: Jun 5, 2026, 8:10 PM
Caption: During a severe heatwave in Japan, a vinyl billboard advertising baby clothing went viral after extreme temperatures caused the material to warp and appear as if it had melted. The heat distorted the printed infant’s face into something the internet quickly labeled “nightmare fuel,” and the image spread across social media within hours. What happened was actually a simple case of physics. Vinyl is made from long-chain polymer molecules that soften and become flexible when temperatures climb past 40 degrees Celsius. As the material loses rigidity, it can sag, stretch, and deform under its own weight. The baby’s face on the billboard did not truly change; the vinyl holding the image simply failed under conditions it was never meant to withstand. With Japan continuing to break heat records in recent years, the warped billboard became a viral symbol of just how intense those temperatures have become.

Likes: 132.6K
Comments: 208
Posted: Jun 5, 2026, 2:52 PM
Caption: The Snake With Hands Nobody Asked For 🐍 Scientists have been studying snakes for centuries, trying to understand their behavior, their venom, their hunting patterns — and apparently all along, the one thing missing from the research was giving them arms and letting them be rude about it. This cobra has two doodled stick arms, both middle fingers raised with zero hesitation, zero apology, and maximum attitude. And honestly? Respect. The snake didn’t evolve legs, didn’t evolve wings, didn’t even get proper eyelids — and the MOMENT someone draws it a pair of arms, its first instinct is not to wave hello, not to shake hands, but to immediately commit to the most chaotic option available. This snake has been holding that energy in for 100 million years of evolution and it’s been waiting for this moment. The funniest part is the face. It’s not even angry. It’s calm. Composed. Like a CEO who just declined your meeting request and doesn’t feel the need to explain why. 🐍✌️

Likes: 146.4K
Comments: 814
Posted: Jun 4, 2026, 8:58 PM
Caption: As perfectly captured in image.png, corgi DNA is absolutely uncompromising—it doesn’t mix; it just aggressively copy-pastes the “low-rider” chassis onto every other canine breed in existence. You could cross a corgi with a majestic, towering Great Dane, and genetics wouldn’t give you a medium-sized dog; it would give you a corgi wearing a Scooby-Doo costume. The absolute masterpiece of a Dalmatian mix in image.png looks less like a sleek, fire-truck-chasing athlete and more like a standard corgi who tried to sneak into a 101 Dalmatians audition by aggressively rolling around in charcoal. It’s like a secret agent who forgot that a disguise is supposed to change your silhouette, not just your paint job. Ultimately, corgi mixes prove that no matter who the other parent is, those tiny drumstick legs and satellite-dish ears are always going to win the evolutionary argument.

Likes: 14.5K
Comments: 95
Posted: Jun 4, 2026, 3:24 PM
Caption: Czech folk artist Anežka Kašpárková became known around the world for covering her village with hand-painted blue floral designs inspired by traditional Moravian folk art. Starting in her 40s, she spent nearly 50 years decorating chapels, houses, and village buildings in Louka using intricate freehand motifs from the Hornacko region. Working without stencils, she caretully painted every detail by hana, transtorming ordinary white walls into vibrant pieces of living heritage. Her most famous work became the small village chapel, which was repainted every few years, allowing her to recreate the designs again and again. Through patience, repetition, and extraordinary precision, Kašpárková turned traditional folk ornament into something timeless, preserving a cultural identity through paint and craftsmanship. After her passing in 2018, the tradition continued through her niece, Marie Jagošová, helping keep the artwork and local heritage alive.

Likes: 13.8K
Comments: 110
Posted: Jun 3, 2026, 3:25 PM
Caption: Meet Ava, a 4-year-old golden tiger from Chiang Mai Night Safari in Thailand, whose mesmerizing looks have taken the internet by storm. She belongs to an extremely rare color variation of Bengal tigers known as the golden tabby, or “strawberry tiger.” The coloration comes from a recessive gene that fades the usual orange-and-black stripes into soft, golden tones, giving her coat a velvety, almost ethereal glow. Fewer than 40 golden tabby tigers are known to exist in the world today. 📸 @chiangmainightsafari

Likes: 18.3K
Comments: 192
Posted: Jun 2, 2026, 8:31 PM
Caption: A chubby baby elephant is capturing the internet’s heart after viral photos showed the little one standing a bit apart from its herd. Social media users have quickly fallen in love with the calf’s adorable, unusually round build, calling it one of the most heart-melting wildlife moments online. While some reports suggest the image might be digitally altered or AI-generated—serving as a quick reminder to take viral content with a grain of salt—the story continues to spread. Real or enhanced, it proves one simple thing: people can’t resist innocent, heartwarming moments from the natural world.

Likes: 84.7K
Comments: 1,238
Posted: Jun 2, 2026, 3:19 PM
Caption: He never became a service dog, but he still became someone’s reason to smile This German Shepherd reportedly failed his service dog exam because he was too attached to carrying his favorite stuffed elephant everywhere he went. Instead of giving up his beloved toy, he chose the elephant. Later, he was spotted at a train station proudly carrying it through the crowd, instantly winning hearts online. Sometimes the things that make us different are the things that make us unforgettable. Would you have let him keep the elephant?

Likes: 5,342
Comments: 23
Posted: Jun 1, 2026, 7:20 PM
Caption: These cats were so loved ❤️

Likes: 56.3K
Comments: 725
Posted: Jun 1, 2026, 2:29 PM
Caption: This wildlife photographer captured a male lion with a mane so perfectly curled it looks straight out of a salon. The tight waves are thought to be the result of genetics, humidity, and a rain-soaked mane drying in the wind. This natural “blowout” is rarely seen in the wild. 📸 : @silent_whispers.photography

Likes: 24.8K
Comments: 293
Posted: May 31, 2026, 6:05 PM
Caption: Most birds eventually need to land to rest, feed, or sleep. Yet some species have evolved extraordinary abilities that allow them to remain airborne for astonishing lengths of time, riding wind currents, sleeping while in flight, and covering vast distances during migration. The common swift holds one of the most remarkable records, staying in the air for up to 10 months without landing. Over the open ocean, sooty terns have been observed spending as long as 3 years almost entirely in flight. Even large birds such as albatrosses can glide across entire oceans, remaining airborne for weeks at a time without touching land. From chickens that can barely stay aloft for a few seconds to seabirds that spend years in the sky, birds display some of the most extreme endurance feats found anywhere in the natural world.

Likes: 31.2K
Comments: 215
Posted: Jun 6, 2026, 7:22 PM
Caption: The little giraffe was born on January 26 at the Hogle Zoo in Utah, in Salt Lake City, and quickly drew attention for the curious pattern of its spots, many of them with a shape very similar to hearts. At birth he weighed about 63 kilos and was approximately 1.75 meters tall. According to the zookeepers, during his first hours he had some difficulties standing up, although a few days later he was already walking normally and eating without problems. Although heart-shaped spots do not represent an official or rare characteristic recognized by specialists, the peculiar pigmentation pattern went viral on social networks and surprised thousands of people. Currently, the offspring is healthy and continues to grow under the care of the zoo. Credits: Utah’s Hogle Zoo / AZA / KUTV News

Likes: 5,086
Comments: 47
Posted: Jun 6, 2026, 2:49 PM
Caption: A UFO shaped chicken coop made from an old trampoline base and two old larger satellite TV dishes.

Likes: 9,631
Comments: 140
Posted: Jun 5, 2026, 8:10 PM
Caption: During a severe heatwave in Japan, a vinyl billboard advertising baby clothing went viral after extreme temperatures caused the material to warp and appear as if it had melted. The heat distorted the printed infant’s face into something the internet quickly labeled “nightmare fuel,” and the image spread across social media within hours. What happened was actually a simple case of physics. Vinyl is made from long-chain polymer molecules that soften and become flexible when temperatures climb past 40 degrees Celsius. As the material loses rigidity, it can sag, stretch, and deform under its own weight. The baby’s face on the billboard did not truly change; the vinyl holding the image simply failed under conditions it was never meant to withstand. With Japan continuing to break heat records in recent years, the warped billboard became a viral symbol of just how intense those temperatures have become.

Likes: 132.6K
Comments: 208
Posted: Jun 5, 2026, 2:52 PM
Caption: The Snake With Hands Nobody Asked For 🐍 Scientists have been studying snakes for centuries, trying to understand their behavior, their venom, their hunting patterns — and apparently all along, the one thing missing from the research was giving them arms and letting them be rude about it. This cobra has two doodled stick arms, both middle fingers raised with zero hesitation, zero apology, and maximum attitude. And honestly? Respect. The snake didn’t evolve legs, didn’t evolve wings, didn’t even get proper eyelids — and the MOMENT someone draws it a pair of arms, its first instinct is not to wave hello, not to shake hands, but to immediately commit to the most chaotic option available. This snake has been holding that energy in for 100 million years of evolution and it’s been waiting for this moment. The funniest part is the face. It’s not even angry. It’s calm. Composed. Like a CEO who just declined your meeting request and doesn’t feel the need to explain why. 🐍✌️

Likes: 146.4K
Comments: 814
Posted: Jun 4, 2026, 8:58 PM
Caption: As perfectly captured in image.png, corgi DNA is absolutely uncompromising—it doesn’t mix; it just aggressively copy-pastes the “low-rider” chassis onto every other canine breed in existence. You could cross a corgi with a majestic, towering Great Dane, and genetics wouldn’t give you a medium-sized dog; it would give you a corgi wearing a Scooby-Doo costume. The absolute masterpiece of a Dalmatian mix in image.png looks less like a sleek, fire-truck-chasing athlete and more like a standard corgi who tried to sneak into a 101 Dalmatians audition by aggressively rolling around in charcoal. It’s like a secret agent who forgot that a disguise is supposed to change your silhouette, not just your paint job. Ultimately, corgi mixes prove that no matter who the other parent is, those tiny drumstick legs and satellite-dish ears are always going to win the evolutionary argument.

Likes: 14.5K
Comments: 95
Posted: Jun 4, 2026, 3:24 PM
Caption: Czech folk artist Anežka Kašpárková became known around the world for covering her village with hand-painted blue floral designs inspired by traditional Moravian folk art. Starting in her 40s, she spent nearly 50 years decorating chapels, houses, and village buildings in Louka using intricate freehand motifs from the Hornacko region. Working without stencils, she caretully painted every detail by hana, transtorming ordinary white walls into vibrant pieces of living heritage. Her most famous work became the small village chapel, which was repainted every few years, allowing her to recreate the designs again and again. Through patience, repetition, and extraordinary precision, Kašpárková turned traditional folk ornament into something timeless, preserving a cultural identity through paint and craftsmanship. After her passing in 2018, the tradition continued through her niece, Marie Jagošová, helping keep the artwork and local heritage alive.

Likes: 13.8K
Comments: 110
Posted: Jun 3, 2026, 3:25 PM
Caption: Meet Ava, a 4-year-old golden tiger from Chiang Mai Night Safari in Thailand, whose mesmerizing looks have taken the internet by storm. She belongs to an extremely rare color variation of Bengal tigers known as the golden tabby, or “strawberry tiger.” The coloration comes from a recessive gene that fades the usual orange-and-black stripes into soft, golden tones, giving her coat a velvety, almost ethereal glow. Fewer than 40 golden tabby tigers are known to exist in the world today. 📸 @chiangmainightsafari

Likes: 18.3K
Comments: 192
Posted: Jun 2, 2026, 8:31 PM
Caption: A chubby baby elephant is capturing the internet’s heart after viral photos showed the little one standing a bit apart from its herd. Social media users have quickly fallen in love with the calf’s adorable, unusually round build, calling it one of the most heart-melting wildlife moments online. While some reports suggest the image might be digitally altered or AI-generated—serving as a quick reminder to take viral content with a grain of salt—the story continues to spread. Real or enhanced, it proves one simple thing: people can’t resist innocent, heartwarming moments from the natural world.

Likes: 84.7K
Comments: 1,238
Posted: Jun 2, 2026, 3:19 PM
Caption: He never became a service dog, but he still became someone’s reason to smile This German Shepherd reportedly failed his service dog exam because he was too attached to carrying his favorite stuffed elephant everywhere he went. Instead of giving up his beloved toy, he chose the elephant. Later, he was spotted at a train station proudly carrying it through the crowd, instantly winning hearts online. Sometimes the things that make us different are the things that make us unforgettable. Would you have let him keep the elephant?

Likes: 5,342
Comments: 23
Posted: Jun 1, 2026, 7:20 PM
Caption: These cats were so loved ❤️

Likes: 56.3K
Comments: 725
Posted: Jun 1, 2026, 2:29 PM
Caption: This wildlife photographer captured a male lion with a mane so perfectly curled it looks straight out of a salon. The tight waves are thought to be the result of genetics, humidity, and a rain-soaked mane drying in the wind. This natural “blowout” is rarely seen in the wild. 📸 : @silent_whispers.photography

Likes: 24.8K
Comments: 293
Posted: May 31, 2026, 6:05 PM
Caption: Most birds eventually need to land to rest, feed, or sleep. Yet some species have evolved extraordinary abilities that allow them to remain airborne for astonishing lengths of time, riding wind currents, sleeping while in flight, and covering vast distances during migration. The common swift holds one of the most remarkable records, staying in the air for up to 10 months without landing. Over the open ocean, sooty terns have been observed spending as long as 3 years almost entirely in flight. Even large birds such as albatrosses can glide across entire oceans, remaining airborne for weeks at a time without touching land. From chickens that can barely stay aloft for a few seconds to seabirds that spend years in the sky, birds display some of the most extreme endurance feats found anywhere in the natural world.

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